This Week With George Stephanopoulos - March 11, 2012

Guests:
Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC)
Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Eliot Spitzer
Nicole Wallace
Mary Matalin
Austan Goolsbee
Jake Tapper
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Stephanopoulos: wow Rick Santorum
took Kansas but Mitt Romney won Guam!

Audience: holy crap

Stephanopoulos: is the economy getting
better Lindsay?

Graham: the deficit is really high

Schumer: it always is Linds

Graham: big things are not happening
on Obama’s watch

Schumer: really big things happened
under Bush - like a really big recession

Graham: we are not drilling enough
in public parks!

Schumer: Republicans are obsessed
banning contraception

Stephanopoulos: that doesn’t matter
because Bill Maher made a joke about boobs

Graham: we’re not drilling enough
oil in the Gulf of Mexico!

Schumer: or we could conserve energy

Stephanopoulos: Obama practically
promised to attack Iran

Graham: that’s fine and yet we still
haven’t bombed them

Stephanopoulos: true

Graham: I would like to repeat that we
must drill on public lands!

Schumer: Obama is going to attack Iran
and it is going to awesome!!

Stephanopoulos: how big a disaster
is Afghanistan?

Graham: we finally have the Taliban
on the defensive!

Stephanopoulos: an American soldier went
rogue and killed a dozen civillians

Graham: these things happen

Stephanopoulos: when Obama pulled out
of Iraq he told Iran he wasn’t serious

Schumer: that’s stupid and Afghanistan
is a horror show

Stephanopoulos: can anyone beat Mitt Romney?

Graham: my heart is with Rick Santorum
but my loins are with Mitt Romney

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: Does God want Mitt
Romney to win?

Matalin: he must because he’s got
the most money

Stephanopoulos: will this ever end?

Matalin: I love a long campaign!

Spitzer: this campaign is fracturing the GOP

Wallace: people love Mitt Romney!

Stephanopoulos: will Mitt put Rick
on the ticket?

Goolsbee: LOL

Tapper: Newt Gingrich is preparing
for a floor fight!

Spitzer: never get into a floor
fight with a newt

Wallace: women hate Rick Santorum

Matalin: no one cares about social issues!

Stephanopoulos: no?

Matalin: Obama is Jimmy Carter!

Spitzer: oh how you wish Mary

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