Correspondents:
Alex
Marquadt
Dan
Harris
Jon
Karl
Guests:
Samantha
Power (U.S. Amb. to the U.N.)
Sen.
Ron Paul (R-KY)
Gov.
Deval Patrick (D-MA)
Robert
Reich
Ana
Navarro
James
Carville
Matthew
Dowd
Laura
Ingraham
Stephanopoulos:
wow war
might
break out in Ukraine!
Marquardt:
Ukraine call
pro-Russia
forces terrorists
Stephanopoulos:
ballsy
Marquardt:
and there are dead
and
wounded on both sides
Stephanopoulos:
scary
Marquardt:
anti-government pro-russia
guys
have seized government buildings
Stephanopoulos:
shit's getting real
Marquardt:
but they are wearing
the
same Russian uniforms
Stephanopoulos:
oops
Marquardt:
also Russia is warning Ukraine
not
to crack down on people attacking
government
buildings
Stephanopoulos:
sounds reasonable
Raddatz:
the U.S. is worried that
Russia
is going to invent an excuse
to
invade the rest of Ukraine
Stephanopoulos:
I heard the head
of
the CIA is in Kiev
Raddatz:
this is how it starts George
Stephanopoulos:
Indeed
Raddatz:
the CIA is not officially in Kiev
Stephanopoulos:
Is Russia going
to
invade Ukraine?
Power:
it sure looks like it George
Stephanopoulos:
so how can the
U.S.
stop Russia
Power:
we can crush the ruble
Stephanopoulos:
what else
Power:
we could stop buying their natural gas
Stephanopoulos:
does Putin really
want
the rest of Ukraine?
Power:
he words say they
don't
but his actions say yes
Stephanopoulos:
so what now?
Power:
fuck 'em
Stephanopoulos:
will talks go forward?
Power:
not if he invades Kiev
Stephanopoulos:
is America going
to
ban the Iran envoy to the UN?
Power:
we might
Stephanopoulos:
we can do that just
because
we host the UN headquarters?
Power:
that's right
Stephanopoulos:
but he served in
Italy
and Austria
Power:
I don't care Stephy
Stephanopoulos:
but we're in the middle
of
delicate negotiations with Iran
Power:
all the more reason
for
them to back down
Stephanopoulos:
who committed
the
latest war crime in Syria?
Power:
we're looking into it
Stephanopoulos:
don't we have
to
bomb Assad now?
Power:
we're not ruling it out
Stephanopoulos:
thanks Samantha
Stephanopoulos:
Dan what's going on?
Harris:
wow it's been a year
since
the Boston bombing
Stephanopoulos:
yes
Harris:
there were stories of heroism
and
Boston Strong and Big Papi
this
is our fucking city
Stephanopoulos:
awesome
Harris:
but there may have been
missed
signals and now Boston
says
We Run Together
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Deval Patrick
Patrick:
nice to see you George
Stephanopoulos:
are you confident
the
race will be secure?
Patrick:
we're doing our best
Stephanopoulos:
good
Patrick:
but it still have to be
fun
day for everyone
Stephanopoulos:
are you worried
about
a copycat?
Patrick:
hey you never know
Stephanopoulos:
FBI should have
followed
Tsarnaev around 24 hours a day
Patrick:
hindsight is easy especially in retrospect
Stephanopoulos:
true
Patrick:
I prefer to think about
how
Boston hung tough together
Stephanopoulos:
great
Patrick:
it's going to be a solemn
occasion
but a celebration too
Stephanopoulos:
up next –
is
Rand Paul the next new maverick?
Stephanopoulos:
wow he's
a libertarian firebrand!!
Karl:
tell some hard truths –
are
you the front runner for the Presidency?
Paul:
I am pretty awesome
Karl:
why do black people hate the GOP?
Paul:
I don't know – Democrats never
do
anything for black people
Paul:
I went to Detroit and offered
to
give them a billion dollars and
those
ingrates didn't want it
Karl:
you offered them a billion in
tax
cuts for rich people
Paul:
it's still a good idea
Karl:
do you agree that Jeb Bush
that
illegal immigrants are
loving
examples of the human species?
Paul:
they are not bad people but
we
shouldn't let them in anyway
Karl:
the GOP vilifies immigrants
Paul:
well they break the law
Karl:
do you really believe
Dick
Cheney only wanted to
invade
Iraq because of money?
Paul:
no
Karl:
well you said it
Paul:
no no – but he did have
a
conflict of interest
Karl:
Liz Cheney said you get
your
ideas from Rachel Maddow
Paul:
that's pretty funny
Karl:
on foreign affairs you
sound
like a lefty isolationist
Paul:
no I'm like Ronald Reagan
Karl:
Reagan spent a lot on defense
and
you want to cut defense spending
Paul:
no just not increasing it too much
Karl:
oh come on
Paul:
well we have a big debt
Karl:
what about Iran getting
a
nuclear weapon
Paul:
I voted for sanctions but
we
can't have a war with Iran
Karl:
could the U.S. live with
Iran
having nukes?
Paul:
it would be dumb to say
yes
to that in advance
Karl:
but could the US live with it?
Paul:
of course
Karl:
does your wife support
your
running for President?
Paul:
I'm working on her
Karl:
good luck
Stephanopoulos:
what's the deal with Rand?
Dowd:
he needs the three Ps –
he's
gotten the passion and policy
but
not the probability
Stephanopoulos:
ha
Ingraham:
the big stars of of the GOP
right
now are Paul, Huckabee and Cruz
Stephanopoulos:
interesting
Ingraham:
but only Paul peels off
women,
young people and minorities
Carville:
ya gotta nominate
someone
who can win!
Stephanopoulos:
that's logical
Carville:
if the GOP loses another
Presidential
election the GOP will be extinct!
Trump:
the idea that immigrants
love
each other is crazy
Navarro:
Donald Trump is an idiot
Navarro:
with Jeb Bush it's refreshing
to
have a candidate who unlike
Romney
doesn't lie all the time
Reich:
no one knows anything
about
Jeb Bush which is a good thing
Dowd:
true but he had a really big problem
Stephanopoulos:
what's that?
Dowd:
his name is Bush
Stephanopoulos:
good point
Dowd:
the whole nation wants
to
vote for Republicans
Ingraham: don't rule
out Donald Trump!
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